Chapter 12
“What?” I found it hard to imagine anything at all that would terrify the type of guards we’d just been watching kick the crap out of each other, let alone a little old tea-drinking lady…
“Whatever they’re guarding, they’re scared.”
“Why would they be scared of an old lady?
I could feel his mental shrug. I dunno. Maybe it’s not her they’re scared of. Maybe they’re scared of what will happen if they don’t guard her properly. From what I’ve heard from Stan, Queen Freyda is one scary bitch.
Well, he was right about that. But it didn’t explain what this grandma was doing there. I took a peek at his memory but although the basic image was there, it was pretty fuzzy. That was clearly the problem – I was looking at his memory of the Weres’ memories, and it was like a third or fourth generation photocopy – all the fine detail was gone and I couldn’t really make out the features. I was about to ask some more questions when Bruno came over. He’d been hovering nearby, clearly anxious, but now he said “it’s sunset. We need to go back inside.”
“Can you give him a few minutes? He’s a bit out of it right now.” The big guy was reluctant but Barry genuinely did look shaken, so he agreed to wait a few minutes longer. As we sat there, limos began to pull up – more wedding guests, timing it so they arrived just after sunset. We were to one side, slightly shielded by the pillar, but we attracted a few curious glances from the vampires as they passed up the steps and into the palace. Fortunately, the wind was so strong that it was whipping skirts and hair all over the place, so no-one lingered.
Bruno had been on his lapel mic, and when Barry finally said, “I’m feeling better now,” the Were shook his head.
“Mr Davis says you’re not to come through the palace without protection; too many other vampires around. He’s sending Deacon for you. ‘ The big guy looked pretty pissed off, but there was no denying he wouldn’t be that much protection against a predatory vampire. I guessed Deacon was one of Stan’s followers, and sure enough a few minutes later a tall, thin vampire arrived on the steps and beckoned to us.
Bruno reached down and hauled Barry to his feet and we followed Deacon back into the palace. As we walked through the foyer we attracted quite a lot of attention from the visitors who were being greeted by senior Oklahoma vampires – I heard murmurs of ‘telepaths’ and ‘Texas’ and, unfortunately, ‘consort’s pet.’ So the staff weren’t wasting any time making sure everyone knew my status. Freyda’s orders, I was sure. I kept my head up and my back straight, and ignored the burning in my cheeks, reaching out for Eric as we mounted the stairs. By the time we reached the hallway with our rooms, I had already heard from him.
He was up and about (he’d never been one for lying in bed when there was no-one to lie in bed with) and was concerned about what he was picking up from me. I told him about the comments, and he send strong waves of comfort and appreciation through the bond.
You know I don’t think of you in that way. And it’s only for two more nights. Where are you now?
On my way back to the suite. Stan’s already arrived, and Barry and I have been down to the maximum security block.
Disapproval. I know – Amelia is here and told me what was happening, otherwise I would have been alarmed at your absence. You shouldn’t have left the room without my knowledge.
Annoyance. Just because they’re calling me a pet doesn’t mean I am one, Eric. I have a brain and a will of my own, and I don’t need your permission to go walkies. If I’d waited for you to rise the Weres might have been off duty and we’d have lost our chance.
Rueful acknowledgement. A good point. Did you get anything?
Puzzlement. Well, we got something, but it’s pretty weird.
Intrigued. Very well, come straight back to the suite and bring Barry with you. I’m with Stan and some of his people now – I wanted to meet before Freyda comes looking for me. Deacon knows where to bring you.
Okay. ETA two minutes.
Irony. Over and out.
We left Bruno at Stan’s door and when we entered our suite, Eric was sitting on a couch, with Amelia in a wing-chair to one side. The coffee-table in front of Eric held a tray of True Blood bottles and the surveillance detector, green light glowing. On the couch opposite were Stan and Joe, with three vampires standing behind them. I didn’t recognise them from my last trip to Dallas but they were introduced to me as Amos, Elliott and Billy-Ray. Isabel was back in Texas, minding the store, apparently.
I greeted them politely as Deacon joined them, and they nodded with varying degrees of indifference. Joe just watched me silently and Stan said ‘Miss Stackhouse,’ but that was as warm and fuzzy as it was going to get. At a nod from his boss Barry joined him on the couch and I’d just sat next to Eric when there was a knock on the door and Eric called permission to enter.
Pam came in, and I stared a little as Eric introduced her. Normally a fairly conservative dresser, except when on duty at Fangtasia, her dress tonight was anything but conservative. A tight silk sheath revealed almost more flesh than it covered, the deep peacock blue making the whiteness of her skin even more startling.
She sat on the other side of Eric, who was dressed casually in jeans and a sweater, and greeted the guests. There were nods all round, but I was surprised at the way Pam practically purred as she said hello to Stan. The Texan vampire looked a little surprised too, and I remembered that Pam had expressed an interest in ‘geeky types’ when I’d first met Stan in Dallas. Maybe this was her opportunity to get to know the King of Texas a little better, but it would have to wait for the right moment.
Eric passed around the True Blood, then when everyone had taken one, he looked at me expectantly, and said, “do you have anything to tell us?”
“We might have.” I looked across at Barry. “Can you tell them what you saw?”
He looked slightly mutinous. “Uh … can someone tell me what I was doing, first? It might help me make sense of what I saw, and Sookie wouldn’t say what was going on.”
“Not wouldn’t – couldn’t.” I turned to Eric and said, “I promised him someone would explain what was happening – can you fill him in, please?”
Eric nodded and in a few sentences outlined the reason we were all here. Barry’s eyes widened, and I could hear his mental oh crap! as clearly as if he’d said it out loud, but his months of working for vampires kept anything indiscreet from coming out of his mouth. He was just suddenly real worried about what this could mean for him and his future. If Stan lost…
Eric finished up by saying, “I suspected there was something or someone unusual being held in the maximum security area, but my sources within the palace couldn’t help me. So I asked Sookie to try and read something from the Were guards, with your help. Presumably you achieved something?”
He looked at me questioningly and I was about to speak when Barry said, “well, why couldn’t you have just told me that, Sookie? Didn’t you trust me?”
I wasn’t sure what to say; I didn’t know if Eric wanted other people to know about what he’d learned to do to block areas of my mind, but it seemed he didn’t have a problem. “Sookie has been deep-glamoured not to be able to speak of our plans to anyone except myself, Pam, Stan and Joseph,” he said. “It’s a technique I learned from the Native American vampires.”
Stan seemed very interested and started to ask questions, but Joe coughed discreetly and we came back to the main topic at hand.
“So, what did you see?”
I explained that I’d distracted the guard while Barry had gone digging, and when he told them what he’d seen and felt they were as astonished as I’d been.
Joe said, “Are you sure they were scared? You couldn’t mistake it for another emotion?”
Barry shook his head. “Nope. They were scared sh … spitless.” He glanced across at me, as though in apology. I mentally shrugged. I’d heard worse.
The vampires looked at each other with speculation in their eyes, and Eric said, “can you describe this woman to us?”
“uh … maybe sixty, sixty-five. Round face, fuzzy dark hair, sorta untidy-looking. She had those little glasses that sit on your nose – you know, the kind with no earpieces? She had a high-necked blouse and a tweed jacket on and she was drinking tea, I think.”
“How do you know it was tea?”
“Well, it was in this dainty little tea-cup, you know? I guess it could have been coffee …”
“I don’t think what she was drinking matters,” said Stan. “What is important is, who is she, what is she doing there, and why is Freyda keeping her prisoner?”
There were no answers, but Joe said, “can you remember anything else about her? Anything at all?”
Barry closed his eyes as he racked his brains. I was tempted to go in and take a look, but his impression was going to be clearer than mine. Then he said, “She was surrounded by all this junk, and she had a little brooch on, I think, and an ID badge like ours. But that’s it, sorry.”
He looked apologetic, but Eric had stiffened. “An ID badge? One moment.” He got up and went into the bedroom and came back with his laptop. He pulled a datastick out of his jeans pocket and plugged it in, then, a few seconds later, he turned the screen so Barry could see it, and said, “is that her?”
Barry leaned forward. “Yes! That’s her! But how …?” Eric looked smug and the other vampires all sat up, registering varying degrees of interest.
Stan frowned, “how do you come to have a picture of this woman on your computer?”
“You remember Freyda’s take-over plans, which I sent you? I got this image from the same source. I didn’t see how it could be useful at the time, but I kept it, and when Barry mentioned an ID badge it rang a bell. You can see the picture here is part of a driving licence – clearly it was copied to be used to make the ID badge Barry saw her wearing.”
“So who is she?”
“Ah. That’s the difficulty. I don’t know. Do any of you recognise her?” Stan and all his vampires leaned forward to study the details on the screen. I remembered the slightly startled expression on the face we’d looked at on my computer. Then they all sighed and shook their heads.
“So, where do we go from here?”
Eric said. “I’m not sure. I admit I’m disappointed – I’d hoped we’d find something to help us with the coup, but it looks as though it’s not relevant. I suggest we set it on one side and continue with our battle plans.”
Stan nodded and said, “how many vampires do you have with you?” They were just about to settle back into a discussion of tomorrow night, when an idea occurred to me.
“Excuse me, Eric.”
The other vampires looked at me in annoyance but Eric paused instantly, and said, “what is it?” I felt warm inside at his acknowledgement of my importance to him in front of his fellow-vampires. I wasn’t just a pet.
“Just a thought, but would Parker have access to facial recognition software? I know there’s some pretty sophisticated stuff out there. It might help identify her.”
He nodded thoughtfully. “That’s a good idea. Pam – check that out as soon as you can. But she’s clearly not a threat to us or our plans – just someone Freyda wants to keep secure for some reason. We’ll have to come back to the mystery of Miss Bertine Leventis at another time.” He turned back to Stan and the others, but there was a bell ringing faintly in my mind. Where had I heard that name? It was familiar somehow, but I couldn’t pin it down…
I tuned out the discussion that was going on around me, racking my brains, but nothing emerged. It was only when I heard my name that I registered the conversation again. The vampires were all looking at me expectantly.
“Excuse me?”
Eric looked mildly annoyed. “I asked if there was anything else you’d noticed while you were downstairs. Anything that might help us.”
“Uh … no. I don’t think so. Barry mentioned one of the vampires was worried about a gambling debt, but I still don’t understand why the guards were scared and why the cell was full of junk …”
He sighed. “We’ve moved on from that Sookie. Right now we need to focus on these plans.” They had a rough diagram of the palace spread out on the coffee-table, and they were all studying it carefully. I caught Amelia’s eye, and she glanced towards her bedroom. I nodded and quietly stood up. We weren’t needed for this and I knew Eric would fill me in later.
Anyway, I had a very strong suspicion he was intending to make sure I was somewhere safe when the coup went down – he would fight better if he knew I wasn’t in danger. We would be having words about that, but for now I didn’t feel there was anything I could contribute.
Eric’s voice sounded in my head as Amelia and I retreated to her room. Don’t disturb yourself, lover. We’ll give it some more thought later, I promise, but Freyda will be here soon, and we need to finish our business before she gets suspicious.
Got it.
I closed the door behind us and leaned against it, puffing out my cheeks. This was so frustrating! I knew that name was familiar, but my mind just wouldn’t give it up.
“Ames, can you put any memory-enhancing spells together with the stuff Eric gave you? This is going to drive me nuts.”
“Sorry, Sook. That sort of thing takes way different ingredients and a lot of time. And I don’t think Eric would be happy with me casting spells on you – he was pissed as hell the last time I did it.” True that. “Anyway, messing around with your mind seems to be something Mr Deep Glamour seems to prefer doing himself.”
I grunted and flopped down on the bed next to her. I remembered to fill her in on ‘her’ message for Cal about being late, and she pouted some – it seemed that, even though making ’em wait was her usual MO, on this occasion she wasn’t keen on playing hard to get.
Her mind said she was more taken with Cal than with anyone since Tray died, and I hadn’t missed the physical resemblance between the two Weres, although Cal was distinctly less hairy. Bearing in mind what was due to happen tomorrow night, I didn’t think there was much of a long-term chance for this relationship, but Amelia had to be as aware of that as I was. For the moment I was happy to see her so enthusiastic; she burbled on about his many charms and I nodded in (approximately) the right places, but my mind kept returning to the little old lady in the cell like a sore tooth that I was unable to keep from probing …
I picked up a message from Eric that the others were leaving and he’d been summoned to see Freyda. I was glad to come out of Amelia’s room, but I didn’t want to go wandering round the palace any more – the looks I had been getting made me very uncomfortable. If this was what it meant to be a pet, I was happier than ever that we weren’t going to be staying.
The living room was empty now, even the tray of True Blood empties had been removed. I went through to the bedroom where Eric was changing his clothes. He looked edible in a black velvet tux with silk lapels. It was a good job vampires didn’t suffer from dandruff – with his love of black, it would have been an absolute nightmare.
“I’m sorry I have to go, dear one,” he said, “but Freyda wants me to meet some of her Sheriffs who’ve come in from the more distant Areas for the wedding. It’s a nuisance, but I may learn something useful; at least I’ll be able to assess the loyalty of her supporters – whether they’ll fight for her and how hard.” He turned away from the mirror where he’d been smoothing his hair.
“Did the planning go okay?”
“Very well. Joseph had some excellent ideas – beautifully ruthless. He’ll make a very good king.” Then he came to me and pulled me into a tight embrace. “I’ll mindspeak you when I can, but don’t expect me back any time soon. Her meetings tend to be long and boring.”
“Can I talk to you too? I could probably find some things to say that would keep you from being bored.” My hand crept down to stroke the front of his pants and he inhaled sharply.
“Best not – I know the sort of things you’d say and I can’t afford to get distracted while I’m in public.” I felt the flesh under my fingers stiffening and swelling and he sighed and reluctantly moved my hand away. “It goes against every fibre of my being to say so, but you will have to stop doing that, lover. I don’t want to greet the Sheriffs of Oklahoma with a hard-on – it might give them the wrong idea.”
“I don’t know, some of them might be flattered…”
He smirked, then sighed again and pulled away with an effort. “We’d better play it safe – we’re too close to our goal to risk my being distracted now. I’ll keep my end of the link closed. Stay safe for me.” And then he kissed me and was gone.
I wandered back to Milly’s room to find her flicking through the channels on the plasma screen TV opposite the bed. I couldn’t think of anything else to do, so I joined her, listening out all the while for Eric’s voice in my mind.
True to his word he was giving me a running commentary on what was happening. His emotions were coming through loud and clear, and he was clearly bored out of his mind. A great believer in actions speaking louder than words, Eric had very little tolerance for pompous blowhards who loved the sound of their own voices.
All monumentally dull so far … Gods, I wish she’d just shut up and get on with it. A strong mental impression of a sigh. Meetings; the practical alternative to real work …
That’s interesting, all Freyda’s Sheriffs are younger than her… all the better for us. Pam could eat most of them for breakfast …
Now they’re discussing the Areas I’ll have responsibility for. Mostly the north of the kingdom. Hmm, that Sheriff is glaring at me as if I’d farted right under his nose …
I giggled, and Ames glanced at me, but fortunately she was watching Frasier so laughter was appropriate.
I continued dividing my attention between Eric and the TV, stifling yawns as the evening went on until …
Cataliades has arrived … he doesn’t look any better …
An image of the demon lawyer as I’d seen him last night came to mind. Although he’d tried his hardest to behave normally, he’d had a haunted look about him, nothing like his usual urbane self. The only other time I could remember seeing him ruffled was when he’d been helping me dispose of Donald Callaway the antiques dealer who …
And as soon as I had that thought, I had the answer! I sat bolt upright clutching at Amelia’s arm as the penny dropped and she stared at me wide-eyed as though I’d gone mad. “Of course! It’s obvious! And oh crap, no wonder the guards were so scared!”
“What? What are you talking about?” Amelia was damn near shaking me in her impatience.
“I know who the prisoner is!”
She instantly turned the TV off and said, “tell me! Is it someone important?”
“Hell yes! It’s … I can’t remember, have you ever met Desmond Cataliades? the lawyer? he’s half demon.”
“No, but you’ve told me about him. He’s like your demon godfather isn’t he?”
“Sponsor, yes. Well, it turns out that he has a sponsor too – maybe it’s something all demons have – and I’ve just remembered, he told me once his is a woman called Bertine! This must be her!”
“Holy hell! Are you sure?”
I was thinking hard now. “Yes, it all fits. It’s got to be her. Even her surname – Leventis – that sounds Greek, right? Like Mr Cataliades? That would explain why he couldn’t help Eric like he promised. If Freyda’s kidnapped his sponsor she’d have him over a barrel – he’d have to do whatever she said.”
“But why didn’t you recognise the name when you saw her picture back in Bon Temps?”
“I only saw the face – the writing was too small. And Eric never mentioned the name, or I might have put two and two together sooner.”
“So this Bertine, is she a half-demon too?”
“No, she’s a full demon, and a pretty powerful one too. I can’t even think how Freyda managed to imprison her – that must be why she needed the Vlakas wards. The guards are probably worried she could break free. Do you think they’d hold a demon?”
Amelia nodded. “I think so, if they were set up right.”
“Poor Mr C – he must feel terrible. She pretty much raised him and his half-brother. No wonder he looked like he’d been up all last night and half of tomorrow. We have to do something.”
“Like what? If it was that easy, Mr C would probably have done it himself.”
“We’ll have to ask Eric. He’ll think of something. He’ll be really pleased we’ve solved two mysteries in one!”
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Sure enough, when Eric came back a lot later, he was delighted and fascinated by my theory, and agreed that this had to be the answer to who was in the cell and why Mr C looked so down. Some things still puzzled me, though, and I brought them up when we were in bed together, towards dawn.
“I still don’t understand how she was trapped in the first place. And once she’d been trapped, why is she just sitting there in the middle of what looks like a thrift store? You’d think she’d be mad as hellfire, wouldn’t you? Not calmly drinking tea.”
“Hmm. You’re right – it is intriguing. Tell me everything you know of Bertine Leventis.”
“Well, it’s not a great deal. Mr C said he would tell me about her when he had more time, but he’s never got around to it. She brought him and his half-brother up when their mom was killed, so I guess she’s a lot older than him. He thinks she’s a bit naïve sometimes, but she’s an expert in ancient folklore – it was her who accidentally told Callaway about the cluviel dor – and that’s about it.”
“Nothing else?”
I racked my brains. “He thinks I’d get on well with her, but I can’t remember him saying anything else. Sorry – we had other things to be thinking of at the time.” Like disposing of Callaway’s corpse…
“That may be enough … Do you remember the other documents we studied from the datastick?”
“Sort of. There were the plans for Freyda’s take-over and the bill for the wards and … what else?”
“There was a signed order from Freyda authorising the moving of the contents of her secret vault to an undisclosed location in the basement. You remember I was puzzled at the time as to why I’d heard nothing of a hidden treasure. Why had it not been used to tempt me? Well, suppose the treasure was not something that would tempt most people, but would be fascinating to someone who specialised in that particular field?”
“I don’t follow. What field?”
“Suppose it was … a collection. A collection of supernatural artefacts, or ancient talismans, like your cluviel dor. Hugely valuable if you knew what to do with it, how to use it, but it might not look like much at all. Perhaps just like a pile of … junk.”
“You mean …”
He nodded. “Maybe Freyda’s treasure was moved to the cell as a way to trap an expert in ancient folklore. Just think of how a naïve specialist in that field would react if she was invited to study a collection of magical objects like that. She’d jump at the chance.”
Now I saw where he was heading. “Of course she would! And that would explain the ID badge. She wasn’t kidnapped or taken by force – she thought she was a guest. She just walked in through the front door and offered herself up like a lamb to the slaughter. And once she was in the cell, there was no getting out again. Damn!” I was awestruck at how devious Freyda had proved herself to be. “We have to get her out of there.”
“Why would you want to do that?”
“Well we can’t just leave her there – she’s a prisoner.”
“There are a lot of prisoners down there, most of whom probably don’t deserve to be imprisoned.”
“But she’s Mr Cataliades’ godmother! He’s a mess because Freyda’s got her!”
“I know that, but I don’t see any realistic possibility of breaking her free of the Vlakas wards.”
“Amelia might be able to do something about that.”
He snorted inelegantly. “You should not allow your fondness for the witch to blind you to her capabilities. She couldn’t even turn her own boyfriend human again. No, she won’t be able to help you. And even if she could, the demon is guarded by vampires. How would you take them out?”
“You could take out any number of vampire guards – I know you could.”
“Well, admittedly that’s a more realistic assessment than your view of Amelia, but even if I did kill the guards, you forget – tomorrow night is the coup. I can’t be distracted from that. I have to put all my attention where it’s needed most.”
“Couldn’t you get Stan to let you have some of his men?”
He shook his head. “I can’t risk splitting our forces for something like this.”
I couldn’t believe his single-minded focus. To him, the coup was the only thing that mattered and he practically had tunnel vision until it was over. I tried a different angle. “But what if Freyda forces Mr C to fight against you? Wouldn’t it be better to have him on our side? If Bertine was free he could help us instead of her.”
“He’s only a half-demon – his offensive powers are limited. You remember you told me about the struggle he had with those hellhounds? No, I’m sorry Sookie, but we’ll just have to leave it. Once we’ve succeeded in the attack, then we’ll see about freeing her. Until then, there’s nothing I can do.”
“But what if you don’t succeed?”
“Then she will be the least of our worries. We’ll be lucky if we don’t end up in the cells along with her.”
“But …”
“I said no. There’s too much at stake. One more night in captivity won’t hurt her.”
I wanted to continue arguing, but his eyelids were drooping and I could see he was starting to crash for the day. I knew there was not a lot of point in arguing with him – in a few minutes he wouldn’t be able to answer me anyway. Damn, he always had to have the last word …
But I wasn’t giving up. I couldn’t bear the thought of Mr C’s misery – I had to do something. I waited until Eric was unconscious and then I slipped out of bed and padded to Amelia’s door. She was back from her date with Cal and let me in. We sat on her bed together and when I told her what Eric had said she was as indignant as I was, but mostly because he’d disparaged her powers. “What does he know? I’m much better now – I’ve learned a lot more. Octavia says I’m really coming into my strength. And I could always go to the local coven for help – they told me I could call on them if I needed anything.”
“So, you’re up for this?”
“Hell yeah. The way I see it, tomorrow night we’re probably going to be in the way. I don’t know about you, but I don’t think we should just sit around here like a couple of bits of luggage ‘not wanted on the voyage’, waiting for someone to come pick us up. Why not try to do something useful?”
“That’s pretty much what I was thinking. I don’t like the thought of Mr C worrying all the time. He’s been pretty good to me – this is something we can do for him.”
“Agreed.”
“So, it seems to me we have three jobs. One, take out the Were guard at the front desk. Two, take out the vampire guards by the cells and three, undo the Vlakas wards. I’m sure once we get Bertine out of the cell she’ll be able to take care of herself.”
Amelia looked doubtful. “Hmm. I’m beginning to see what Eric means; it does sound pretty complicated when you put it like that. I can go get some help with the Vlakas wards from the locals – the witches who installed them belong to this coven and they’ll have an antidote they might be willing to let me have. Do you have any ideas about the other bits?”
I smiled. “I might have one or two. Did I ever tell you the story of how useful it is sometimes to be blonde…?”